Evie/Blossom vs. Soniquia/Brey Twins

The setting is of an old farmhouse in an undisclosed location. Three women are seen in the distance working around the structure. Looking around, there are what appears to be zombies in various positions either standing still or in crawling positions.
Moving closer to the house, we can see ghosts in white fluttering about the front porch and hands reaching out from various parts of the house walls and from under the porch as if they are reaching to grab you. The two older women are called the Brey Sisters, Betty and Bertha.
The other one is much younger, perhaps in her teens but not much smaller than the two very burly Brey women.

Lets check in and see what's going on, shall we?



Betty: "Now, that's about the scariest stuff I've ever seen, girls! Great job, if I do say so myself!!"

Bertha: "Thanks, sis! I still think we need more blood! I like the sight of blood!"

Betty: "I know, I know......!"

Brenda: "Mom, I Jimbo wants to meet me down at the river tomorrow evening! Can I go, can I?"

Bertha: "But, I thought you were coming out a Lesbian!"

Brenda: "Bbbbut, Momma, I like boys too much!!"

Betty: "You'd better not get knocked up, sissy! You know, I hate the smell of dirty diapers!"

Bertha: "Hey, there, you'd best not, bbbbut if you do, you'll be raising it, not me!!"

Brenda: "I won't, worry warts! I'll play it safe!! AFterall, I am going to be a professional wrestler some day, just like Mammaw Pig and Daddy, and now, you two!!"

Bertha: "Don't forget about Brax!"

Brenda: "Oh, yeah, him too!!"

Bertha, the slightly larger of the three women, sees a board sticking out of a wall of the barn. She stomps over to it and punches it back in place with her fist. She rejoins the other two.

Betty: "Bertha, What are we going to do at this upcoming show?"

Bertha: "What do you mean, what?"

Betty: "I mean, why aren't we getting a title opportunity? We're already bigger than those ninnies we are facing put together!"

Bertha: "Now, sis, we have to work our way up da ladder! Its called Satan's Playground, and we have to face the more popular girls there, named Siniqua and Blossom and who was that other one?"

Brenda: "Evie Spoons!!"

Bertha: "Oh yeah, that bimbo! Anywho, we are going to squash them all three like bugs!!"

Brenda: "Bugs? Did you say there were bugs? Where, where are me some bbbugs?"

Betty: "No, sissy, your mom said we would flatten them like bugs!"

Brenda: "Ooooh!"

Betty: "What will we do after we beat them girls? Will we get our titles?"

Bertha: "I don't think it works like that, sister! The next people we are going to flatten are those two little twinks, called Diamond Club! Next year will be our time to dominate and we're starting with those two monkeys!!"

Brenda: "One of those two boys.....is kinda cute!!"

Bertha: "Yes, but they are too old fer you, baby! Stick with Jimbo, he's your age!"

Brenda: "Okay, Mama! Oh, by the way, is daddy coming home fer a visit? I want to show him that I got his old Harley cranked up and firing!"

Bertha: "I think so. Daddy has a lot of stops to make before he can get here!"

Betty: "Is it true that he is going to rassle again?" "I think he's getting too old fer that bbbbaaaashing stuff!!"

Bertha: "Too old? Now, that's up to him! He told me, he has someone in mind to bash and I say, let him have his fun!! Age shouldn't matter, remember how old Mama Pig was before she retired?"

Betty: "Don't call her Mama Pig! It makes her sound, you know, FAT!"

Just then, a motorcyclist pulls into the area and rests inside the barn. After a few moments, Roadpig steps out of the barn holding a paper bag full of what appears to groceries.

Its Roadpig

RP: "Hey there ladies! How's my three favorite girls doing today?"

Brenda about knocks Roadpig down as she runs and jumps into his large, massive arms. She lays the kisses on his face.

Roadpig: "Easy now, little one! Papa Pig's got to save that sugar fer....."

Bertha: "....Save your sugar for whom, Papa?"

RP: "Oh, some woman I met in Tulsa,.....is all!"

Betty who is hitting the jug of liquor, stops what she's doing long enough to let out a belch. "Buuuuuurrrrrp!!"

Roadpig: "Well, excuse you!!"

Brenda: "Say, Daddy, who are you going to bbbbaaaash next?"

RP: "That's fer me to know and you to find out! Bbbut rumour has it, you might be looking at the next WFWF Champion after Satan's Playground! Now wouldn't that be sweet!!"

Grenda: "Yes, Daddy, it would! I am so proud of you for deciding to step back between them ropes! Just don't overdo yourself, okay?"

RP: "Okay, I won't! Hey, I'm travel lagged, got any good grub on the stove fer me to eat? I brought us some bread, eggs, and milk!"

Betty: "Sure do! I gutted and cooked that old cow, Gus all by myself!"

Roadpig: "Uuuuh, okay, let's go inside, say our grace, and chow down!!"

Unfortunately, Betty was too drunk to follow her family toward the house as she lay there in the same spot of dirt holding her jug.



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