Roadpig vs. Bullet

Orange Bullet is shown inside sitting at his desk inside his luxurious 2 storied, 5 bed and three bath home.  The former WFWF champ is wearing the original orange mask with white stripes that he wore when he started wrestling professionally.  OB is staring at his open laptop while chatting to someone on his smart phone.  

"Uh huh, okay but I expect my shipment to arrive on time....lets say, December 20th?  I expect it to be in one piece and not broken like the expensive furniture I ordered from your company last month!  Uh huh, I don't care about your mistakes, just be sure I get my item!  Yes, yes, thank you very much!!"

"Now, I can see that I have an open session with my fans and other people of interest!  Its my time to speak about some things of importance to me."

"First of all, it has come to my attention that my cousin in law, Juno Mantoid has a match upcoming against one Xavier Serikaz!  Hahahaha, it appears Adams, who I will address more later, thinks Juno is at the base of the Totem pole!  Poor Juno can't get a break anymore!  We put him in a very potentially profitable tag team tandem with my son, Junior, only for that to fall apart.  My boy, Junior ruined a possible tag team title shot, on account of his animosity toward me and his own family!  I don't blame my son for being like he is!  After all, I wasn't always around to be much of a father to him and his brother Joe!  I petitioned LR Adams for a rematch against my son, Junior, but he has yet to put any thing on paper....!"

"While I'm talking about Adams;  Mr. Adams, it seems like you've got a case of regrets!  You regret never being champion!  You regret never being in the spotlight or the center of attention!  You've always put others first, letting us superstars have our spot in the limelight yet never getting to taste of it for yourself!  You also regret not being able to take out Xavier Serikaz, a guy who distastefully marred and tarnished a good decade of Mayhem Championship Wrestling with cheap tactics and greedy lucre!  I hope for two things, Adams, that you give me another match against Junior, I don't care if its in a tag team match now that he's teaming with Dirge....and lastly, that you finish off Serikaz once and for all!"

"Speaking of Braxton Dirge, I've been put in a match against his dad and my old nemesis, Roadpig!  Now, Roadpig and I have mutual respect for one another, in fact, are good friends and fellow trainers at my Orange Glow Training Center.  He and I have had some very tough battles together.  He's beaten me and I've beaten him.  The difference this time around?  He and I are older, but wiser for it.  This will be a legends match the fans should really enjoy!  I am bringing my 'A Game' and I hope, no, I know....he will too!  I haven't spoken with ole Donald in quite awhile but I know he is as ready to square off against me as I am he!  By the way, Ya know, Seasons Beatings has been one of my favorite pay per views of my long career.  This year in WFWF, at Seasons Beatings, Roadpig and I shall tear the roof down and etch our names once more in the rafters and steal the show!  Dirge, Junior, I hope you boys are going to be watching our match because we might.....be.....coming.....for .....YOU....next!!"
 
"Feel the BULLSEYE!!"

-Fade out-