Falco-Sakamoto/Dirge-Junior

Scene opens up inside of an unknown locker room somewhere in Chicago.  Orange Bullet Jr and Evie Spoons are talking together as the camera person catches up with them.  Braxton Dirge is in the shower behind a wall.  WFWF reporter, Candy Appel, sticks the microphone in Jr's face in which Evie yanks it away from her.  

Candy:  "Excuse me, but I'm here to conduct an interview, if you don't mind....!"

Evie:  "Well, I do mind,....!"  
Junior takes the mike from his wife and begins to speak.

"Its okay, babe!  No, let me address the wrestling fans out there in tv land!"

"Miss Candy has been trying to seduce me now for weeks but I just won't let her because you see, I'm already taken!  I know I'm hot and such but this is ridiculous!"

Candy:  "...Have not!!"

Jr:   "To start things off, Satan's Playground turned out to be a disaster!  I mean, matches, which could have been exciting and entertaining, were thrown out, such as mine and my dad's match, Evie's and Mom's match, tag teams refused to get along, even our suppose to be respectable tag team champs, ended up enemies, once again, may I add?!  There were several move botches during the main event and we ended up with the same darn champion as before, in Fang!  Don't get me wrong, Fang is awesome to watch and an amazing athlete but anyone else could've walked out with the belt,......but again, onto more important matters....."

"You know, I'm not surprised that the tag champs have split up and had to vacate the tag titles, because just like The so called Diamond Club, back in NWR, the wearers wore out the welcome!  Back in NWR, my now tag team partner, Dirge, teamed with his dad and were practically handed those belts on a silver platter.  Why?  It's because Dirge is the most underrated superstar in this business and his dad is a hardcore icon, a legendary hall of famer!  They deserved to hold those belts and not only that but I'm reminding the boss, Mr. Ryan Adams how Braxton is a former MCW Champion, during the 'Blackout days' of the now defunct fed!  He defeated my dad and uncle, in a handicap match for that title but never got to defend it because he had been attacked outside an arena and the title stolen from him!  Oh yeah, and Altima and Nate couldn't keep the fed from closing its doors forever!  I say all of that to remind Adams and the fans how much Dirge deserves the respect that he earns inside the WFWF ring!  With a partner like Dirge, there's way we can lose to Falco and Sakamoto!!"

Just then Dirge appears from off screen wearing only a purple towel.  

Candy:  "Wait a minute, didn't Braxton lose to Sakamoto in his debut match?"

Dirge:  "Hold it right there, young lady, yes,....yes, he was the lucky one that day but it can't happen twice, like lightning striking the same tree twice!  Listen, girly, I am a mutant with superhuman strength!  I am a beast, a monster, a hurricane brewing on the sidelines!  Once that bell rings, I will strike and strike hard!  At Christmas Chaos, this beast of an athlete will crush this unlikely of teams!  It will be all over after a few Cyclones!  I'm saving a cyclone for each member of that team!  Besides, Junior and I are the future of this sport while Ryu and Falco are nothing but fragments of the past longing to hold on to sweet memories!  When we meet in the ring, Chaos will ensue and it will not be very sweet for them!"

Candy:  "Junior, do you have something to say about the challenges that your dad, Orange Bullet keeps issuing!?"

OBJ:  "Of course, I do!  Dad doesn't realize what he's asking.  I mean, what has he done lately besides buy Christmas presents?  He hasn't won a match in months since losing the World title!  I've been the only family member bringing honor to our clan!"

"Listen, back when Adams started up NWR, he offered my dad an open contract and a blank check.  He was the first person offered anything as a matter of truth!  What did he do?  He took the check and signed the contract but stayed in the gym training me and other rookies to someday take his and Roadpig's places in this business.  On June 6, 2018, I believe, it was, Dad was given a golden opportunity to return to the ring and capture the Television Championship held by Silverado!  But, at the last minute, he sent me out there in his place and of course, I won it!!  I defeated Jeremy Evenflow for the World Television Title in my rookie match!  History was made and the 'First Family' was formed!  I was then and am still the 'Best Kept Secret' in professional wrestling!"

"Braxton isn't much on talking so,......I'll make it official!  As of yesterday, Braxton and I are officially a tag team!  We figured, since the tag titles need new owners, we would make exceptional champions for WFWF!"

Candy:  "But Junior, you haven't said, if you were going to answer your dad's challenge now that you're entering the tag team scene?"

OBJ:  "Yes, yes, I will,....in time.  We can do it one on one or in this case in tag team action, he'd better find him a quality partner, because I look forward to it!  Oh and Falco, Sakamoto, you are going down,,,at Christmas Chaos!!  I promise!!"

Candy:  "Thank you very much for the time!"

OBJ:  "Yeah, sweet face, it'll cost you a night out!"

-Candy's jaw drops as the scene cuts to static-